Okay, so I know what you're thinking. This is written by a high school freshman, so homecoming is an obvious topic. But since I was not able to snag a ticket before they were sold out, this post is going to be about... anti-homecoming! Who cares about homecoming court when half the people nominated were a joke anyway? Who cares about buying the perfect shoes when you take them off as soon as you walk in the door anyway? Who cares about who you go with when you'll be dancing with completely random people anyway? So burn your dresses! Incinerate those cummerbunds! And go anti-homecoming!